crazykissing:

absorbance:

lazypacific:

the only guys i need in my life are ben and jerry.

especially jerry

I only need Jack and Daniel

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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Bad thing about a writer's mind

  • 6am:Oh what a wonderful dream to wake up from. Now I'll give you five story ideas.
  • 1am:You're tired? Well I'm sorry but I must keep these ideas coming until it's almost 4am and you're dozing off on your computer/notebook.
  • Shower:I know how you can solve this plot hole.... with this scene.
  • In a store:That person over there looks like OC... oh! This gives me an idea! Who cares if you have nothing to write it down with.
  • At a party:Wow... here's a great way to word that scene you can't get down. Too bad in five minutes you won't remember much more than two sentences. From different paragraphs.
  • Timed test:You know what would be great? Instead of this happening, this happens and I am so glad this brilliant idea makes you want to write and not focus on this geometry question!
  • While writing at a decent time:Yeah, I got nothing.
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